*To set up a meet with Porsche, please email kphalen@mohawkhumanesociety.org*

We need to talk about Porsche. Again. Yes, you've seen him before. No, he has not found his people yet-and honestly, it's probably because most people value peace and quiet. Like the car he's named after, Porsche goes from zero to absolute chaos in half a second. He's probably a French Bulldog mix (mixed with what? Our current theory is he is part Frenchie, part Slimer from Ghostbusters, with a little bit of Alarm Bell mixed in) and he has two modes: completely passed out like a decorative throw pillow, or acting like he just chugged six espressos and was told he won the lottery.

Porsche is easily overstimulated and will absolutely make a scene in public, but he means well and will try hard to be a good boy (especially for cookies). Underneath all that chaos is a ridiculously affectionate guy who just loves everything at full volume. It's true that he's a project...a lovable project who might just ruin your life for a little while. If you adopt him, congratulations: you now have a hobby.

Here's the facts: he loves people... loudly. When he meets someone new, he scream-sings the song of his people while attempting to throw his entire body into their personal space. Boundaries? Never heard of them. Dignity? Also unclear. Same when it comes to other dogs, Porsche is... enthusiastic. He could potentially live with another dog, but it would need to be a very tolerant, patient one who won't take his wildly inappropriate, over-the-top introductions personally. Think "unbothered saint" energy. As for cats-we've never tried to introduce him to any, but we feel confident most cats would take one look at him and file a formal complaint.

So really, we're here today to reintroduce you to this cute 2-year-old little guy after three (unsuccessful) attempts at finding his people. He's looking for a home with a good sense of humor and a tolerance for enthusiastic nonsense. If you want a quiet, low-key dog... keep scrolling. If you want a snorting, wiggly hurricane who thinks you're the best thing that's ever happened every single time you walk into a room, Porsche is ready to meet you.

This pet is part of our Foster-to-Adopt program. You will meet this pet more than once before entering into a 3-week trial placement in your home. You will be matched with a behavior expert to help you and your pet through any bumps in the road during the trial placement. When all parties agree it is a match, we finalize the adoption!